[ Katsura cares little about the price tags, because heck, this just might be the most of actual birthday presents he's ever gotten. He almost weeps when he unpacks the C*line Di*n CD and the noodles. ]
...Kondo-san...
[ a single tear rolls down his cheek ]
I NEVER ALLOWED YOU USING MY CONDITIONER!!!
[ nonetheless, a few hours later he'll actually have dinner ready to welcome the goddamn nice gorilla home. it's just fried rice with mild curry sauce, but at least it's actually edible, unlike Otae-san's tamagoyaki. Although it might also help with constipation as a side effect. Who knows. ]
[ There will even be clean dishes and a candle waiting on the dining table. ]
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...Kondo-san...
[ a single tear rolls down his cheek ]
I NEVER ALLOWED YOU USING MY CONDITIONER!!!
[ nonetheless, a few hours later he'll actually have dinner ready to welcome the goddamn nice gorilla home. it's just fried rice with mild curry sauce, but at least it's actually edible, unlike Otae-san's tamagoyaki. Although it might also help with constipation as a side effect. Who knows. ]
[ There will even be clean dishes
and a candlewaiting on the dining table. ]