Katsura Kotarō // Gintama (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
keepcalmandbomb) wrote2013-06-06 03:30 pm
keepcalmandbomb) wrote2013-06-06 03:30 pm
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Katsura! I'm sorry I missed you, but if you could call me back when you get this message, I'd appreciate it!
I wanted to say hello, and bring by lunch for you today, if you're free.
I wanted to say hello, and bring by lunch for you today, if you're free.
[ WHO COULD THIS BE? ]
[ guided by his wanted terrorist instincts of self preservation, Katsura heads into the bathroom and discreetly peers out the window. ]
[ it's a good escape route, too ]
[ but it looks like it's not necessary this time, so he shuffles back to the door and opens it widely like the most carefree, open-hearted, law-abiding and welcoming citizen that he is ]
Ah, Leader! Please come in!
[ guided by his wanted terrorist instincts of self preservation, Katsura heads into the bathroom and discreetly peers out the window. ]
[ it's a good escape route, too ]
[ but it looks like it's not necessary this time, so he shuffles back to the door and opens it widely like the most carefree, open-hearted, law-abiding and welcoming citizen that he is ]
Ah, Leader! Please come in!
Edited 2013-07-20 13:10 (UTC)
It's not Zura, it's Katsura.
[ blinks and frowns at the green sticker. did he just get appointed a military rank? ]
...but Leader, green hasn't been my theme colour since the Joui War.
[ blinks and frowns at the green sticker. did he just get appointed a military rank? ]
...but Leader, green hasn't been my theme colour since the Joui War.
[ it's a nice message, but definitely a surprise one. he might even flail a little when he hears it before answering. ]
[ calling now. ring ring ]
Lenalee-dono? I have found a message from you. I'm free in the afternoon, although may I ask to what do I owe this honour, if you do not mind my curiosity?
[ calling now. ring ring ]
Lenalee-dono? I have found a message from you. I'm free in the afternoon, although may I ask to what do I owe this honour, if you do not mind my curiosity?
[ WHO'S A WAIFU ]
Nonsense. I practice Jenga all the time, I would pull your grandmother's dentures out of it without toppling it!!
IT MAY BE LEGAL GOING BY THE LAW FORGED BY THE LIKES OF YOU, BUT NOT THE HUMANITY!! HOW OLD ARE YOU, ANYWAY? IS TAE-DONO EVEN EIGHTEEN YET?
[ flails ]
[ catches it and pulls lip dramatically ]
That does not sound cute at all! Come on, Gorilla-Cl**ny-san, do not forget that we have been bound by the sacred shackles of a faux marriage. I miss Elizabeth dearly and it is my birthday! Wear it for me!..
[ lip wibbles ]
Nonsense. I practice Jenga all the time, I would pull your grandmother's dentures out of it without toppling it!!
IT MAY BE LEGAL GOING BY THE LAW FORGED BY THE LIKES OF YOU, BUT NOT THE HUMANITY!! HOW OLD ARE YOU, ANYWAY? IS TAE-DONO EVEN EIGHTEEN YET?
[ flails ]
[ catches it and pulls lip dramatically ]
That does not sound cute at all! Come on, Gorilla-Cl**ny-san, do not forget that we have been bound by the sacred shackles of a faux marriage. I miss Elizabeth dearly and it is my birthday! Wear it for me!..
[ lip wibbles ]
Edited 2013-07-23 14:33 (UTC)
It is a great honour, and I accept it with most gratitude, Spain-san. I will wear it proudly.
However, I find myself wishing that you were rewarded for your brilliant jogging idea, as well. Unfortunately, I no longer have a red star, so please accept an equal token of creativity and leadership, with my highest esteem along with it.
Sincerely,
Katsura
[ there is also a gold star attached, but it's a different one from before!! in fact, its shape might have been modified a little to accent the fact. ]
However, I find myself wishing that you were rewarded for your brilliant jogging idea, as well. Unfortunately, I no longer have a red star, so please accept an equal token of creativity and leadership, with my highest esteem along with it.
Sincerely,
Katsura
[ there is also a gold star attached, but it's a different one from before!! in fact, its shape might have been modified a little to accent the fact. ]
[you]
I detect the scent of an amateur with that kinda talk, my friend. There's no need to talk so big, you'll get there eventually. [A mad mad grin twists his lips and his eyes look wild and creepier than usual as he grunts] You've been met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
BY THE LAWS INVESTED BY OUR FOREGORILLAS! IT'S ALL VERY SOPHISTOCATED! TAKE A LOOK AT THE CHARACTER STATS YOU NE'ER DO WELL! SHE'S PERFECTLY LEGAL AND I'M ONLY TWENTY ****! How sad. If you want to take over the business you'll have to pay more attention to detail, Katsura-san.
[Sweats profusely oh no oh no oh no nonono not the lip thing oh Christ's nipples not the lip thing] Oi OIII now c'mon I'm sure there are lots of suckers- I mean, great people who would wear it for you! I wouldn't want to accidentally tear out the ass of something you love so much...do-don't be cry...
[Wrings his hands, completely stricken]
I detect the scent of an amateur with that kinda talk, my friend. There's no need to talk so big, you'll get there eventually. [A mad mad grin twists his lips and his eyes look wild and creepier than usual as he grunts] You've been met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
BY THE LAWS INVESTED BY OUR FOREGORILLAS! IT'S ALL VERY SOPHISTOCATED! TAKE A LOOK AT THE CHARACTER STATS YOU NE'ER DO WELL! SHE'S PERFECTLY LEGAL AND I'M ONLY TWENTY ****! How sad. If you want to take over the business you'll have to pay more attention to detail, Katsura-san.
[Sweats profusely oh no oh no oh no nonono not the lip thing oh Christ's nipples not the lip thing] Oi OIII now c'mon I'm sure there are lots of suckers- I mean, great people who would wear it for you! I wouldn't want to accidentally tear out the ass of something you love so much...do-don't be cry...
[Wrings his hands, completely stricken]
Hmm... think of it as a gesture of friendship! [there's a pause of silence from her end as she thinks.]
I wanted to make sure you were still getting along alright without Elizabeth. Unless you've found... [Again, hesitation. When she speaks she's clearly uncertain.] him?
I wanted to make sure you were still getting along alright without Elizabeth. Unless you've found... [Again, hesitation. When she speaks she's clearly uncertain.] him?
Oh! You are too kind...
[ oh no you reminded him! as if going to the zoo every day to look at penguins wasn't enough. :'c ELIZABEEEETH ]
N-no, I have not... I can only hope that he is happy back home...
[ s o b s ]
[ oh no you reminded him! as if going to the zoo every day to look at penguins wasn't enough. :'c ELIZABEEEETH ]
N-no, I have not... I can only hope that he is happy back home...
[ s o b s ]
[ who decided that?? fanfiction.net?!! ]
Stop talking down to me! I am a strong independent housewife and if I say I would beat you in J*nga, then so I would!
[ glaring up at the mountain of a gorilla. wow for some reason he doesn't feel like he's making a decent scary impression here ]
THAT'S THIRTY *****! DON'T YOU EVER DARE TO MENTION STATS AGAIN!!! I JUST LOOKED AT THEM AGAIN AND IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE SOME TINY THING NEXT TO GORILLAS!!!!!
[ YES THE LIP THING he does look a little reassured though ]
Oh, perhaps you are right. There are people looking for jobs all the time, perhaps I should present it as a part-time position...
Stop talking down to me! I am a strong independent housewife and if I say I would beat you in J*nga, then so I would!
[ glaring up at the mountain of a gorilla. wow for some reason he doesn't feel like he's making a decent scary impression here ]
THAT'S THIRTY *****! DON'T YOU EVER DARE TO MENTION STATS AGAIN!!! I JUST LOOKED AT THEM AGAIN AND IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE SOME TINY THING NEXT TO GORILLAS!!!!!
[ YES THE LIP THING he does look a little reassured though ]
Oh, perhaps you are right. There are people looking for jobs all the time, perhaps I should present it as a part-time position...
[Ew, no, that's the kind of crap that decides angsty backstories and bathtub capers, Ev*anesscence playing in the bg. Fate decided]
I can't help that you're so short staffed, Katsura-san. Uh huh, okay, I, like, totally believe you.
[Nope, like the tiny dog with the Big Ass Dog complex, the gorilla is unmoved.]
NO, I'M TWENTY**** IN MY HEART! AND MY SOUL! I HAVE TWENTY **** RINGS ON MY TRUNK, DAMMIT! LIKE THOSE OLD TREES! I JUST LOOKED AGAIN! You are a very impressive spec next to the gorillas though, Katsura-san.
[NOOO NOT THE LIP THING. Sweats bullets but he's a little comforted, he might have dodged the bullet]
Exaaaactly! Why, it'll be a hot spot in the ad page, I'm sure!
I can't help that you're so short staffed, Katsura-san. Uh huh, okay, I, like, totally believe you.
[Nope, like the tiny dog with the Big Ass Dog complex, the gorilla is unmoved.]
NO, I'M TWENTY**** IN MY HEART! AND MY SOUL! I HAVE TWENTY **** RINGS ON MY TRUNK, DAMMIT! LIKE THOSE OLD TREES! I JUST LOOKED AGAIN! You are a very impressive spec next to the gorillas though, Katsura-san.
[NOOO NOT THE LIP THING. Sweats bullets but he's a little comforted, he might have dodged the bullet]
Exaaaactly! Why, it'll be a hot spot in the ad page, I'm sure!
[Wince. She hadn't expected that the question might bring up emotions, she'd just wanted to give him lunch! Oops.]
O-oh. I'm sorry, Katsura... I'm sure he'll show up soon.
O-oh. I'm sorry, Katsura... I'm sure he'll show up soon.
[ it's better than bananaphone, what is an accomplishment in itself! it might also have a blinky light installed, you know, like P*werpuff G*rls. ring ring bop ]
Hello. It's Katsura.
Hello. It's Katsura.
It's not Zuraki, it's Katsura.
[ calmly and patiently, as if talking to a child who doesn't want to eat his soup. HE HAS FAITH IN YOU, EVEN YOU CAN DO IT ]
What is it that you would like to talk about?
[ calmly and patiently, as if talking to a child who doesn't want to eat his soup. HE HAS FAITH IN YOU, EVEN YOU CAN DO IT ]
What is it that you would like to talk about?
[ IS IT BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER LET THAT CHICKEN NEST IN YOUR HAIR ]
It's not Zuraka, it's Katsura.
I'm afraid I only have some goats, donkeys and an ostrich... would that be enough? Ah, perhaps the giraffe could carry a banner, their backs are rather sensitive, however. I have a friend who has a bigger zoo, if you must insist on an emu.
It's not Zuraka, it's Katsura.
I'm afraid I only have some goats, donkeys and an ostrich... would that be enough? Ah, perhaps the giraffe could carry a banner, their backs are rather sensitive, however. I have a friend who has a bigger zoo, if you must insist on an emu.
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