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Edited 2013-06-06 13:22 (UTC)

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[KNOCK KNOCK at your front door, Zura.]

[ There's a loud bang, followed by a cracking noise, which is then followed by the sound of the front door hitting the floor. Yes, Kagura has kicked her way into the house. And yes, she is sobbing dramatically. ]

Zuraaaaaaa!

[Even though yeah, they fucking live together, Zura gets this grade A treatment to
in the form of 9 of these in his inbox]

DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!! one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!” he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again. her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder. later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again. if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******. sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died. you have 13 minutes

katsura i need you to come home as soon as possible.

[That's it. That uncharacteristic message is all Zura's left with for now. Is it unnerving? It should be.

He used proper grammar.]

thanks for rolling over and farting to let me know you're alright thank you for being alright...thank you. i checked on the boy and he's okay too. this is a mess...i've failed again, katsura. they keep slipping through my fingers in this place like sand.... im going to do something. i wont rest until justice is served

[ RING RING ]

[There's no need for more explanation, but it'll show up at Katsura's doorstep. Wrapped with it is a framed autograph of Miu's. She signs Katsura's in pink and adds lot of stickers, though. He's the lucky one.]

Edited 2013-12-31 14:36 (UTC)

[A small gift bag sits in the middle of the dining room table, beside a another similar looking gift bag. Katsura's name is clearly written on a folded card together with the bag. Inside, Katsura will find this:

The attached note is hand-written in a loopy cursive and reads:

I know I haven't been here long but I hope that we all get along while we're stuck here. Here's a treat to celebrate our friendship!

~Rise ♥]

[ In his mailbox Katsura will find a paper bag with a slightly sqished macaron.

It's not like she damaged it on purpose or anything (she did). A short note comes with it. ]

now stfu forever

[Miu leaves this macaroon where only Katsura will find it. The next time he goes to watch his hospital drama, it'll be sitting right on top of the TV. She's used frosting to make it look like Elizabeth, and there's a note underneath.]

Elizabeth never loved you. Go die.
-Yozora

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