Katsura Kotarō // Gintama (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
keepcalmandbomb) wrote2013-06-06 03:30 pm
keepcalmandbomb) wrote2013-06-06 03:30 pm
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[No the true challenge of a spy's work is not laughing when the spy-ee farts while you're undercover or under the covers and about to be suffocated by the stench. THERE IS NO GOING BACK FROM THAT, WHAT SURVIVING??!? THAT GAS SMELLS LIKE A BIBLE STORY]
Nyanzura~?
[ABSOLUTELY NOT leave this world. The only stoning that's gonna go on is to America's funniest home videos: country exchange videos where there are crotch injuries starring Zura and Kondo]
Nyanzura~?
[ABSOLUTELY NOT leave this world. The only stoning that's gonna go on is to America's funniest home videos: country exchange videos where there are crotch injuries starring Zura and Kondo]
[ IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE MONKEY STENCH, REALLY. YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY, WHOEVER SMELT IT DEALT IT, MY GOOD SIR. ]
It's not Nyanzura, it's Katsura.
[ How unnecessarily drastic. This is totally domestic abuse, yes? ]
It's not Nyanzura, it's Katsura.
[ How unnecessarily drastic. This is totally domestic abuse, yes? ]
[THAT COULD NOT BE PRODUCED FROM HIS ASS! HIS G ASTRAL TRACT IS HEALTHY AND FIT, NOT BLOCKED UP WITH FIRE AND BRIMSTONE LIKE ZURAS.
Whoever denied it supplied it my dear.]
Catsura Nyantaro-sama.
[if it is Zura can't deny being into that judging by the blush and other. Reactions.]
Whoever denied it supplied it my dear.]
Catsura Nyantaro-sama.
[if it is Zura can't deny being into that judging by the blush and other. Reactions.]
[ NOTHING IS BLOCKING IT! THINGS DON'T GO IN THERE, ONLY OUT! for now anyway ]
Ah, it's a pet name. Have we really gone so far in this relationship already?
[ ...that is possible ]
Ah, it's a pet name. Have we really gone so far in this relationship already?
[ ...that is possible ]
Edited 2014-07-12 15:23 (UTC)
[Blocked being the operative word here. STOP!! NO NOTHING IS GOING IN THERE I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE THIS BACK!! GET A 1000 YEAR SUPPOSITORY JUTSU!!!
Is-is it...? I think it was only a matter of time...it all led up to this. Is it okay? [His cheeks (the ones on his face.........so far) flush]
Is-is it...? I think it was only a matter of time...it all led up to this. Is it okay? [His cheeks (the ones on his face.........so far) flush]
[ ONLY IF IT'S DELIVERED BY KAKASHI-SENSEI! That silver hair can make many things okay. ]
Hmm, I suppose it does feel that way. But it worries me that we're on the opposite sides of the barricade...
Hmm, I suppose it does feel that way. But it worries me that we're on the opposite sides of the barricade...
[OK SOMEONE'S CLEARLY GOT A TYPE! ALERT, RED ALERT, SOMEONE'S GOT A TYPE! SILVER HAIR LIKE AN OLD MAN AND DORKISH AND PERVERTED TENDENCIES!! Kakashi-sensei is late, btw, so he's not available]
The barricade of our hearts? But I can already feel it crumbling with every passing day together. Don't you feel it, Katsura-san? Listen to it.
The barricade of our hearts? But I can already feel it crumbling with every passing day together. Don't you feel it, Katsura-san? Listen to it.
[ IT'S MERELY A FONDNESS IS ALL!! That's ok he's really just a fictional equivalent for Gintoki isn't he. ]
[ the sound of his name being said right does make him feel something crumble alright ]
Yes... yes, you are right. But I try to listen to my brain as well as my heart. The barricades back in Edo between the patriots and thescum ass-kissers traitors police are as strong as ever.
[ the sound of his name being said right does make him feel something crumble alright ]
Yes... yes, you are right. But I try to listen to my brain as well as my heart. The barricades back in Edo between the patriots and the
[you're damn right. god, the thirst is intense. smh]
[A most gentle smile breaks out on Kondo's face as he moves closer, arms open]
But that's back home, isn't it? And we've already crossed many barriers here without bloodshed or peeshed. Surely that must mean something to you? It means a lot to me.
[A most gentle smile breaks out on Kondo's face as he moves closer, arms open]
But that's back home, isn't it? And we've already crossed many barriers here without bloodshed or peeshed. Surely that must mean something to you? It means a lot to me.
[ Shh. You think it's intense now, wait until you see the second movie... ]
[ Life flashes between Katsura's eyes as he has to make the most difficult decision in his life yet, whether to accept what unmistakeably looks like a hug from a gorilla. Hesitantly, he steps closer. ]
Yes. Yes, of course it does. It worries me, for I can no longer plan of assassinating you with clear conscience... But we'll go back home eventually, shall we not? What then?
[ Life flashes between Katsura's eyes as he has to make the most difficult decision in his life yet, whether to accept what unmistakeably looks like a hug from a gorilla. Hesitantly, he steps closer. ]
Yes. Yes, of course it does. It worries me, for I can no longer plan of assassinating you with clear conscience... But we'll go back home eventually, shall we not? What then?
[Yes I've heard The Gay is strong in that one.]
[Zura's words add a slight nervous twitch to Kondo's mouth, but the smile remains. Hopeful. Hopeful for the future]
I know. And I don't really think about holding your head under the blanket and blasting out a fart until you suffocate anymore. Mmm, you're right, eventually we'll end up back home. But I think after all we've learned here, together, we can figure something out then. Until then we can only take it one day at a time, right?
[Zura's words add a slight nervous twitch to Kondo's mouth, but the smile remains. Hopeful. Hopeful for the future]
I know. And I don't really think about holding your head under the blanket and blasting out a fart until you suffocate anymore. Mmm, you're right, eventually we'll end up back home. But I think after all we've learned here, together, we can figure something out then. Until then we can only take it one day at a time, right?
[ So strong. Or maybe it's just intense friendship, but fangirl goggles haven't left one of those alone yet. ]
It's kind of you. There's so much at stake. Perhaps if your unit joins me, though, we can finally have peace in Edo...
It's kind of you. There's so much at stake. Perhaps if your unit joins me, though, we can finally have peace in Edo...
[Intense friendship my ass. Zura's ass.]
And of you. I know what you mean, we have to be careful. Tread on eggshells. But if it's us I think we can do it. I dunno about that, we'll just have to see where the wind takes us.
[wiggling his hands, 'hug me, hug me' his eyes seem to say]
And of you. I know what you mean, we have to be careful. Tread on eggshells. But if it's us I think we can do it. I dunno about that, we'll just have to see where the wind takes us.
[wiggling his hands, 'hug me, hug me' his eyes seem to say]
[ Yeah he seems like he'd be pretty okay with taking that friendship to his ass. ]
That would be amazing. Our force for protecting the people would be twice the stronger. Perhaps it is not too unwise to simply have hope for now.
[ ugh FINE. he's giving the gross monkey a loving embrace ]
That would be amazing. Our force for protecting the people would be twice the stronger. Perhaps it is not too unwise to simply have hope for now.
[ ugh FINE. he's giving the gross monkey a loving embrace ]
[Not a hard boarder to pass, from A to B. Or maybe incredibly hard]
Right!? Twice the strength and twice the organization! We'd get so much done together instead of trying to outfox each other and waste time.
[HE'S SO THRILLED LOOK AT THIS GORILLAS CUTE SHIT EATING GRIN as they hug, lovingly. Zura you so cute, trynna act all coy]
Right!? Twice the strength and twice the organization! We'd get so much done together instead of trying to outfox each other and waste time.
[HE'S SO THRILLED LOOK AT THIS GORILLAS CUTE SHIT EATING GRIN as they hug, lovingly. Zura you so cute, trynna act all coy]
[ well something's gonna be hard at least ]
Exactly. I wonder why we haven't done it already - oh right, you work for a rotten government.
[ pat pats him on the back ]
Exactly. I wonder why we haven't done it already - oh right, you work for a rotten government.
[ pat pats him on the back ]
[As long as that hardness isn't nudging against Kondo's hip he can keep it to himself]
And you're in the employment of an old fashioned and bizarre business from home. But we can put the past behind our behinds.
[Smiling and holding him close no homo]
And you're in the employment of an old fashioned and bizarre business from home. But we can put the past behind our behinds.
[Smiling and holding him close no homo]
At least it stands for the right things.
[ Aw not even a little homo? Maybe a lot? It kind of looks like all the homo, really ]
[ Aw not even a little homo? Maybe a lot? It kind of looks like all the homo, really ]
As does my behind.
[A huge amount of homo, not even that uncomfortable three-claps-on-the-back brohug. This is all out, bosom to bosom.]
[A huge amount of homo, not even that uncomfortable three-claps-on-the-back brohug. This is all out, bosom to bosom.]
No, I really don't think it does.
[ pat pat ]
[ pat pat ]
It really does! It stands for a lot of things. Stands against all kinds of infiltration. It's steadfast and strong. It won't weaken to shivering of the heart.
[sensual pat]
[sensual pat]
No no, it weakens to less than a shiver of heart. Things have come out of it without any shivering going on at all.
[ So since Kondo got a card, of course Katsura must get one as well.
In specific, it's this beauty, and in the same sense as Kondo's card was nailed to the door with one of 1469's kitchen knives, another of those knives has been used to stab this card to the lid of the mailbox. ]
In specific, it's this beauty, and in the same sense as Kondo's card was nailed to the door with one of 1469's kitchen knives, another of those knives has been used to stab this card to the lid of the mailbox. ]
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