[Ew, no, that's the kind of crap that decides angsty backstories and bathtub capers, Ev*anesscence playing in the bg. Fate decided]

I can't help that you're so short staffed, Katsura-san. Uh huh, okay, I, like, totally believe you.

[Nope, like the tiny dog with the Big Ass Dog complex, the gorilla is unmoved.]

NO, I'M TWENTY**** IN MY HEART! AND MY SOUL! I HAVE TWENTY **** RINGS ON MY TRUNK, DAMMIT! LIKE THOSE OLD TREES! I JUST LOOKED AGAIN! You are a very impressive spec next to the gorillas though, Katsura-san.

[NOOO NOT THE LIP THING. Sweats bullets but he's a little comforted, he might have dodged the bullet]

Exaaaactly! Why, it'll be a hot spot in the ad page, I'm sure!