[Just have the most gentlemanly snort known to man] Why do you think fundoshi are a part of our souls, Wig-san? Instinct. You can't escape it, even with that prim and proper stick up your bum.
The only cheeks I see are my own. [He says, with great wonder in his voice] Are my cheeks deities? Did I get a promotion during the season's break?

[He grins and offers Zura a thumbs up] That's the spirit, Virgin-who-can't-drive-san! And keeping their nosehair the same way is equally important. I'm happy to encourage those who need it!