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[keepcalmandbomb]

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sitting on yo pillow....

[gorillatama]

[Is a sloppily wrapped package. Zura will open it to reveal this thing of utter beauty. Beneath it is a note:]

To my cute wife,
Thanks for another year of happy and constipated marriage! Things between us may still be a little rocky but I look forward to finding out just how far we'll soar together. So I hope this keeps you warm because baby it's cold outside ;)

Your husband,
Isao

P.S I have a matching one don't worry ;)

[keepcalmandbomb]

[ he's not even sure what to think of this, tears of horror rolling slowly down his cheeks as he examines the... carrot sheath ]

[ but he can't break the gorilla's heart, can he? not after so many painful months together!! ]

[ ...he'll be wearing it when he goes downstairs ]