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[keepcalmandbomb]

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[keepcalmandbomb]

Hm. You may be right. Should we perhaps sign it as "Secret Admirer"?

I don't know. That is a rather big step... Have we really descended this far into arranged marriage?

IT MUST BE ABSOLUTELY ONE-SIDED.

[gorillatama]

Of course I'm right! I mean, yeah, maybe. As for the secret admirer thing nawnawnaw, we don't want to confuse her! Then she'll start asking around for boys...[A growl]

I-I mean you don't have, to, ba-baka! Your voicemail could just use some sprucing up and I'd be happy to help make it unboring.

NO IT'S NOT, ITS A BLOSSOMING FRIENDSHIP FROM ALL SIDES! WE EVEN TALK ABOUT BOYS AND HAIR! HMPH.

[keepcalmandbomb]

A threat I have not yet considered. She is approaching that age, is she not? I must say, I am somewhat worried about whom she intends to greet herself.

Thank you. I would like to keep it professional.

[gorillatama]

See?! That's how it sneaks up on you until it gets to the point where she's sneaking out to the race track with boys and wearing their jackets! She's a good girl but boys are pigs.

You're welcome. No promises.

[keepcalmandbomb]

I may need to reschedule my Thursday. This calls for a new action plan. We can not let those pigs near our lovely daughter.