[No the true challenge of a spy's work is not laughing when the spy-ee farts while you're undercover or under the covers and about to be suffocated by the stench. THERE IS NO GOING BACK FROM THAT, WHAT SURVIVING??!? THAT GAS SMELLS LIKE A BIBLE STORY]
Nyanzura~?
[ABSOLUTELY NOT leave this world. The only stoning that's gonna go on is to America's funniest home videos: country exchange videos where there are crotch injuries starring Zura and Kondo]
[OK SOMEONE'S CLEARLY GOT A TYPE! ALERT, RED ALERT, SOMEONE'S GOT A TYPE! SILVER HAIR LIKE AN OLD MAN AND DORKISH AND PERVERTED TENDENCIES!! Kakashi-sensei is late, btw, so he's not available]
The barricade of our hearts? But I can already feel it crumbling with every passing day together. Don't you feel it, Katsura-san? Listen to it.
[ IT'S MERELY A FONDNESS IS ALL!! That's ok he's really just a fictional equivalent for Gintoki isn't he. ]
[ the sound of his name being said right does make him feel something crumble alright ]
Yes... yes, you are right. But I try to listen to my brain as well as my heart. The barricades back in Edo between the patriots and the scumass-kisserstraitors police are as strong as ever.
[you're damn right. god, the thirst is intense. smh]
[A most gentle smile breaks out on Kondo's face as he moves closer, arms open]
But that's back home, isn't it? And we've already crossed many barriers here without bloodshed or peeshed. Surely that must mean something to you? It means a lot to me.
[ Shh. You think it's intense now, wait until you see the second movie... ]
[ Life flashes between Katsura's eyes as he has to make the most difficult decision in his life yet, whether to accept what unmistakeably looks like a hug from a gorilla. Hesitantly, he steps closer. ]
Yes. Yes, of course it does. It worries me, for I can no longer plan of assassinating you with clear conscience... But we'll go back home eventually, shall we not? What then?
[Zura's words add a slight nervous twitch to Kondo's mouth, but the smile remains. Hopeful. Hopeful for the future]
I know. And I don't really think about holding your head under the blanket and blasting out a fart until you suffocate anymore. Mmm, you're right, eventually we'll end up back home. But I think after all we've learned here, together, we can figure something out then. Until then we can only take it one day at a time, right?
And of you. I know what you mean, we have to be careful. Tread on eggshells. But if it's us I think we can do it. I dunno about that, we'll just have to see where the wind takes us.
[wiggling his hands, 'hug me, hug me' his eyes seem to say]
It really does! It stands for a lot of things. Stands against all kinds of infiltration. It's steadfast and strong. It won't weaken to shivering of the heart.
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keepcalmandbomb) wrote2013-06-06 03:30 pm
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Nyanzura~?
[ABSOLUTELY NOT leave this world. The only stoning that's gonna go on is to America's funniest home videos: country exchange videos where there are crotch injuries starring Zura and Kondo]
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It's not Nyanzura, it's Katsura.
[ How unnecessarily drastic. This is totally domestic abuse, yes? ]
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Whoever denied it supplied it my dear.]
Catsura Nyantaro-sama.
[if it is Zura can't deny being into that judging by the blush and other. Reactions.]
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Ah, it's a pet name. Have we really gone so far in this relationship already?
[ ...that is possible ]
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Is-is it...? I think it was only a matter of time...it all led up to this. Is it okay? [His cheeks (the ones on his face.........so far) flush]
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Hmm, I suppose it does feel that way. But it worries me that we're on the opposite sides of the barricade...
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The barricade of our hearts? But I can already feel it crumbling with every passing day together. Don't you feel it, Katsura-san? Listen to it.
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[ the sound of his name being said right does make him feel something crumble alright ]
Yes... yes, you are right. But I try to listen to my brain as well as my heart. The barricades back in Edo between the patriots and the
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[A most gentle smile breaks out on Kondo's face as he moves closer, arms open]
But that's back home, isn't it? And we've already crossed many barriers here without bloodshed or peeshed. Surely that must mean something to you? It means a lot to me.
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[ Life flashes between Katsura's eyes as he has to make the most difficult decision in his life yet, whether to accept what unmistakeably looks like a hug from a gorilla. Hesitantly, he steps closer. ]
Yes. Yes, of course it does. It worries me, for I can no longer plan of assassinating you with clear conscience... But we'll go back home eventually, shall we not? What then?
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[Zura's words add a slight nervous twitch to Kondo's mouth, but the smile remains. Hopeful. Hopeful for the future]
I know. And I don't really think about holding your head under the blanket and blasting out a fart until you suffocate anymore. Mmm, you're right, eventually we'll end up back home. But I think after all we've learned here, together, we can figure something out then. Until then we can only take it one day at a time, right?
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It's kind of you. There's so much at stake. Perhaps if your unit joins me, though, we can finally have peace in Edo...
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And of you. I know what you mean, we have to be careful. Tread on eggshells. But if it's us I think we can do it. I dunno about that, we'll just have to see where the wind takes us.
[wiggling his hands, 'hug me, hug me' his eyes seem to say]
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That would be amazing. Our force for protecting the people would be twice the stronger. Perhaps it is not too unwise to simply have hope for now.
[ ugh FINE. he's giving the gross monkey a loving embrace ]
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Right!? Twice the strength and twice the organization! We'd get so much done together instead of trying to outfox each other and waste time.
[HE'S SO THRILLED LOOK AT THIS GORILLAS CUTE SHIT EATING GRIN as they hug, lovingly. Zura you so cute, trynna act all coy]
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Exactly. I wonder why we haven't done it already - oh right, you work for a rotten government.
[ pat pats him on the back ]
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And you're in the employment of an old fashioned and bizarre business from home. But we can put the past behind our behinds.
[Smiling and holding him close no homo]
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[ Aw not even a little homo? Maybe a lot? It kind of looks like all the homo, really ]
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[A huge amount of homo, not even that uncomfortable three-claps-on-the-back brohug. This is all out, bosom to bosom.]
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[ pat pat ]
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[sensual pat]
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