You're closer to toppling my grandma's J*nga set from the bottom up, and she kept her dentures there to fortify our spirits. [Balks] I DIDN'T ROB ANY CRADLE, IT'S LEGAL PERFECTLY LEGAL! There were no rattles or butt cream in sight. Don't cut anything, leave it alone.
[Blank stare slaps the sheet out of his wife's hands] I think Gorilla Cl**ny will be the host this city deserves.
Nonsense. I practice Jenga all the time, I would pull your grandmother's dentures out of it without toppling it!!
IT MAY BE LEGAL GOING BY THE LAW FORGED BY THE LIKES OF YOU, BUT NOT THE HUMANITY!! HOW OLD ARE YOU, ANYWAY? IS TAE-DONO EVEN EIGHTEEN YET?
[ flails ]
[ catches it and pulls lip dramatically ]
That does not sound cute at all! Come on, Gorilla-Cl**ny-san, do not forget that we have been bound by the sacred shackles of a faux marriage. I miss Elizabeth dearly and it is my birthday! Wear it for me!..
I detect the scent of an amateur with that kinda talk, my friend. There's no need to talk so big, you'll get there eventually. [A mad mad grin twists his lips and his eyes look wild and creepier than usual as he grunts] You've been met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
BY THE LAWS INVESTED BY OUR FOREGORILLAS! IT'S ALL VERY SOPHISTOCATED! TAKE A LOOK AT THE CHARACTER STATS YOU NE'ER DO WELL! SHE'S PERFECTLY LEGAL AND I'M ONLY TWENTY ****! How sad. If you want to take over the business you'll have to pay more attention to detail, Katsura-san.
[Sweats profusely oh no oh no oh no nonono not the lip thing oh Christ's nipples not the lip thing] Oi OIII now c'mon I'm sure there are lots of suckers- I mean, great people who would wear it for you! I wouldn't want to accidentally tear out the ass of something you love so much...do-don't be cry...
Stop talking down to me! I am a strong independent housewife and if I say I would beat you in J*nga, then so I would!
[ glaring up at the mountain of a gorilla. wow for some reason he doesn't feel like he's making a decent scary impression here ]
THAT'S THIRTY *****! DON'T YOU EVER DARE TO MENTION STATS AGAIN!!! I JUST LOOKED AT THEM AGAIN AND IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE SOME TINY THING NEXT TO GORILLAS!!!!!
[ YES THE LIP THING he does look a little reassured though ]
Oh, perhaps you are right. There are people looking for jobs all the time, perhaps I should present it as a part-time position...
[Ew, no, that's the kind of crap that decides angsty backstories and bathtub capers, Ev*anesscence playing in the bg. Fate decided]
I can't help that you're so short staffed, Katsura-san. Uh huh, okay, I, like, totally believe you.
[Nope, like the tiny dog with the Big Ass Dog complex, the gorilla is unmoved.]
NO, I'M TWENTY**** IN MY HEART! AND MY SOUL! I HAVE TWENTY **** RINGS ON MY TRUNK, DAMMIT! LIKE THOSE OLD TREES! I JUST LOOKED AGAIN! You are a very impressive spec next to the gorillas though, Katsura-san.
[NOOO NOT THE LIP THING. Sweats bullets but he's a little comforted, he might have dodged the bullet]
Exaaaactly! Why, it'll be a hot spot in the ad page, I'm sure!
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You're closer to toppling my grandma's J*nga set from the bottom up, and she kept her dentures there to fortify our spirits. [Balks] I DIDN'T ROB ANY CRADLE, IT'S LEGAL PERFECTLY LEGAL! There were no rattles or butt cream in sight. Don't cut anything, leave it alone.
[Blank stare
slaps the sheet out of his wife's hands] I think Gorilla Cl**ny will be the host this city deserves.
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Nonsense. I practice Jenga all the time, I would pull your grandmother's dentures out of it without toppling it!!
IT MAY BE LEGAL GOING BY THE LAW FORGED BY THE LIKES OF YOU, BUT NOT THE HUMANITY!! HOW OLD ARE YOU, ANYWAY? IS TAE-DONO EVEN EIGHTEEN YET?
[ flails ]
[ catches it and pulls lip dramatically ]
That does not sound cute at all! Come on, Gorilla-Cl**ny-san, do not forget that we have been bound by the sacred shackles of a faux marriage. I miss Elizabeth dearly and it is my birthday! Wear it for me!..
[ lip wibbles ]
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I detect the scent of an amateur with that kinda talk, my friend. There's no need to talk so big, you'll get there eventually. [A mad mad grin twists his lips and his eyes look wild and creepier than usual as he grunts] You've been met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
BY THE LAWS INVESTED BY OUR FOREGORILLAS! IT'S ALL VERY SOPHISTOCATED! TAKE A LOOK AT THE CHARACTER STATS YOU NE'ER DO WELL! SHE'S PERFECTLY LEGAL AND I'M ONLY TWENTY ****! How sad. If you want to take over the business you'll have to pay more attention to detail, Katsura-san.
[Sweats profusely oh no oh no oh no nonono not the lip thing oh Christ's nipples not the lip thing] Oi OIII now c'mon I'm sure there are lots of suckers- I mean, great people who would wear it for you! I wouldn't want to accidentally tear out the ass of something you love so much...do-don't be cry...
[Wrings his hands, completely stricken]
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Stop talking down to me! I am a strong independent housewife and if I say I would beat you in J*nga, then so I would!
[ glaring up at the mountain of a gorilla. wow for some reason he doesn't feel like he's making a decent scary impression here ]
THAT'S THIRTY *****! DON'T YOU EVER DARE TO MENTION STATS AGAIN!!! I JUST LOOKED AT THEM AGAIN AND IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE SOME TINY THING NEXT TO GORILLAS!!!!!
[ YES THE LIP THING he does look a little reassured though ]
Oh, perhaps you are right. There are people looking for jobs all the time, perhaps I should present it as a part-time position...
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I can't help that you're so short staffed, Katsura-san. Uh huh, okay, I, like, totally believe you.
[Nope, like the tiny dog with the Big Ass Dog complex, the gorilla is unmoved.]
NO, I'M TWENTY**** IN MY HEART! AND MY SOUL! I HAVE TWENTY **** RINGS ON MY TRUNK, DAMMIT! LIKE THOSE OLD TREES! I JUST LOOKED AGAIN! You are a very impressive spec next to the gorillas though, Katsura-san.
[NOOO NOT THE LIP THING. Sweats bullets but he's a little comforted, he might have dodged the bullet]
Exaaaactly! Why, it'll be a hot spot in the ad page, I'm sure!
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[ shrieking like a true housewife at this point ]
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR TRUNK RINGS!! YOU HAVE NO SHAAAMEEEEEEE!!! ...eh?
[ okay, now he's smiling a little ]
Of course! Now then, I think the soap is starting...