[ HE KNOWS HER TOO WELL. She heads into the kitchen, still heaving loud sobs. When he gets done on the toilet, he'll find kagura at the fridge, shoving all the dumplings (and maybe whatever else she finds) into her mouth. ]
[ She's managing to keep up the theatrical tone in her voice, but she can't be bothered to match her facial expressions with her speech. Her face looks totally placid as she stuffs it. ]
I don't think Gin-chan wants me anymore aru. Gin-chan does not pay attention to me, or let me have a real bed! He does not help with the Yorozuya work either aru...
Huh? I-I'm sure that's not it! He really cares about you and Shintaro-kun... although he is also a dirty good-for-nothing that makes children do all of his work...
[ POOR BABY he'll even pat her head while scratching his chin in thought ]
Ah, perhaps he would remember to treat you nicer if he thought something bad happened to you?
[ It's a great idea! Even though it probably means he will have to buy her a new umbrella. He nods enthusiastically and continues writing this and that, his tongue sticking out in concentration, until he presents the letter to Kagura. ]
[ ...they wrestle over it for a little while, and once both parties are contented with the demands, an anonymous package is sent. ]
[ it's a really nice umbrella, rainbows and everything! once again Katsura appreciates the credit card that Gorilla-san comes with, as it's basically the only reason he still lives here. yes. ]
[ he texts as they walk down the pavement, looking deep in thought. ]
Hmm. Gintoki appears to think that I am making a career as a M*rio villain for some reason.
[ wonder what that would be. clasping the phone closed, he looks at Kagura brightly ]
I'm sure he will be worried sick by tomorrow! Until then... Anything you would like? We could play table games or fly a kite or visit that new sealife exhibit --
[ yes good! for a very brief moment, Katsura wonders if karma is going to get him for everything he's done to Gintoki today, but it's gone in a breeze. ]
Is that so... Emotional state is unlike an ankle, Leader. I'm not sure if its lack of stability can impede your ability to walk.
[ he flails a little as an alien girl climbs him using his hair as a rope, finally figuring out that maybe if he crouches down to offer a piggyback willingly, she'll stop pulling. so he does that, shedding a proud tear (of pain) from his eye. ]
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[ BUT ONCE EVERYTHING'S TAKEN CARE OF ]
[ he will approach the girl carefully and pat her on the back, concerned. ]
What is the matter, Leader? Did Gintoki suffer a diabetic stroke? Are you out of food?
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[ FORESHADOWING ]
It is Gin-chan though...
[ She's managing to keep up the theatrical tone in her voice, but she can't be bothered to match her facial expressions with her speech. Her face looks totally placid as she stuffs it. ]
I don't think Gin-chan wants me anymore aru. Gin-chan does not pay attention to me, or let me have a real bed! He does not help with the Yorozuya work either aru...
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[ ALL THE FORESHADOWING ]
Huh? I-I'm sure that's not it! He really cares about you and Shintaro-kun... although he is also a dirty good-for-nothing that makes children do all of his work...
[ POOR BABY he'll even pat her head while scratching his chin in thought ]
Ah, perhaps he would remember to treat you nicer if he thought something bad happened to you?
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[ he's... actually not sure if blaming it on Takasugi would be a good idea. but it would definitely get a reaction out of Gintoki, right ]
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[ Because she's stuck on Diabetes now. Also, she's stupid. ]
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The doctor or the Doctor? Oh, either one would do, I suppose! Perhaps we should draft it out in a material form!
[ here come sheets of paper and pencils, and Katsura maniacally starts scribbling things down. ]
Should he send him your severed ear as a warning?
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[ Actually, instead of breaking off a chunk of Zura, she grabs her umbrella. Then she twists it in her hands so it becomes a mangled mess. ]
Put this with it aru!
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[ It's a great idea! Even though it probably means he will have to buy her a new umbrella. He nods enthusiastically and continues writing this and that, his tongue sticking out in concentration, until he presents the letter to Kagura. ]
[ ...they wrestle over it for a little while, and once both parties are contented with the demands, an anonymous package is sent. ]
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What should we do now aru?
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[ he texts as they walk down the pavement, looking deep in thought. ]
Hmm. Gintoki appears to think that I am making a career as a M*rio villain for some reason.
[ wonder what that would be. clasping the phone closed, he looks at Kagura brightly ]
I'm sure he will be worried sick by tomorrow! Until then... Anything you would like? We could play table games or fly a kite or visit that new sealife exhibit --
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[ She looks down at her own phone, bitterly, then scoffs. ]
Sealife aru? Like an ocean zoo?
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[ Frowning in sympathy, he pats her head. ]
Uh-huh. Fish and seals and strange plants. Maybe they would let us play with the dolphins...
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Let's do that! But you should carry me aru, I'm in an unstable emotional state.
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Is that so... Emotional state is unlike an ankle, Leader. I'm not sure if its lack of stability can impede your ability to walk.
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[ And in that case, she's going to grab onto his hair, and try to climb up it to his shoulders. ]
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[ he flails a little as an alien girl climbs him using his hair as a rope, finally figuring out that maybe if he crouches down to offer a piggyback willingly, she'll stop pulling. so he does that, shedding a proud tear (of pain) from his eye. ]
It would be an honour.