[Inside he'll see a balancing tower of felines with Isao Kondo himself as their coach and cheerleader, dressed in his very own cat costume
There's even ears]
You're making me so proud my little kitties! And mama Zura's going to be so surprised and delighted~ He might even let me have the remote on Thursday...Now again, from the top!
[ zura looks like he's just been struck by lightning. part of him wants to just charge head-first into the pile of cats, but the other part insists that they're doing something cute and he mustn't interfere!! ]
[ so he just gently slides down to the floor while holding on the doorframe, his legs suddenly feeling like jelly ]
[ maybe he'll notice the weird sound coming from behind him, then. it's something between a sigh and a moan and obviously directed at the cat routine ]
[WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BETWEEN A MOAN AND A SIGH?! BULLSHIT IT'S A FULL ON MOAN, ISN'T IT? THAT'S WHY KONDO RECOGNIZES IT SO QUICKLY! He whips his head around and stares, suddenly resembling a gorilla caught in headlights.]
Ka-katsura-san...
[The cats take this moment to break out of formation and take five.]
[ M-MAYBE. AT LEAST HIS NOSE ISN'T BLEEDING! PROBABLY. WHY DOES THAT HELP HIM RECOGNIZE IT SO QUICKLY, HUH? DOES HE HAVE THAT GOOD A MEMORY OF THE WARTS ARC? ]
[ Katsura sniffles weakly from his spot on the floor and wipes a proud tear from his face. ]
[WE DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT THE WARTS ARC! How dare you. He knows because Zura farts and rolls over and moans in his sleep. Makes it hard for gorillas to get their beauty rest.
Also is that drool?]
Re-really? You think so? They've worked so hard, nyan~! Our furry army has put in many intervals of fifteen minutes and lots of cat nip but I'm so proud it's worth it.
[ IT IS THE TRUE CHALLENGE OF A SPY'S WORK!! ask Yamazaki, he will confirm it. besides, you're making it up, these bowels are taken care of real well and don't spew that much gas into the atmosphere at all. you'll survive. ]
It's not Katsunyan, it's Katsura.
[ Maybe it's a pet rock. Or pet wood. Or it might like petting, at least. ]
[No the true challenge of a spy's work is not laughing when the spy-ee farts while you're undercover or under the covers and about to be suffocated by the stench. THERE IS NO GOING BACK FROM THAT, WHAT SURVIVING??!? THAT GAS SMELLS LIKE A BIBLE STORY]
Nyanzura~?
[ABSOLUTELY NOT leave this world. The only stoning that's gonna go on is to America's funniest home videos: country exchange videos where there are crotch injuries starring Zura and Kondo]
[OK SOMEONE'S CLEARLY GOT A TYPE! ALERT, RED ALERT, SOMEONE'S GOT A TYPE! SILVER HAIR LIKE AN OLD MAN AND DORKISH AND PERVERTED TENDENCIES!! Kakashi-sensei is late, btw, so he's not available]
The barricade of our hearts? But I can already feel it crumbling with every passing day together. Don't you feel it, Katsura-san? Listen to it.
[ IT'S MERELY A FONDNESS IS ALL!! That's ok he's really just a fictional equivalent for Gintoki isn't he. ]
[ the sound of his name being said right does make him feel something crumble alright ]
Yes... yes, you are right. But I try to listen to my brain as well as my heart. The barricades back in Edo between the patriots and the scumass-kisserstraitors police are as strong as ever.
[you're damn right. god, the thirst is intense. smh]
[A most gentle smile breaks out on Kondo's face as he moves closer, arms open]
But that's back home, isn't it? And we've already crossed many barriers here without bloodshed or peeshed. Surely that must mean something to you? It means a lot to me.
[ Shh. You think it's intense now, wait until you see the second movie... ]
[ Life flashes between Katsura's eyes as he has to make the most difficult decision in his life yet, whether to accept what unmistakeably looks like a hug from a gorilla. Hesitantly, he steps closer. ]
Yes. Yes, of course it does. It worries me, for I can no longer plan of assassinating you with clear conscience... But we'll go back home eventually, shall we not? What then?
[Zura's words add a slight nervous twitch to Kondo's mouth, but the smile remains. Hopeful. Hopeful for the future]
I know. And I don't really think about holding your head under the blanket and blasting out a fart until you suffocate anymore. Mmm, you're right, eventually we'll end up back home. But I think after all we've learned here, together, we can figure something out then. Until then we can only take it one day at a time, right?
And of you. I know what you mean, we have to be careful. Tread on eggshells. But if it's us I think we can do it. I dunno about that, we'll just have to see where the wind takes us.
[wiggling his hands, 'hug me, hug me' his eyes seem to say]
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Date: 2014-01-26 10:45 am (UTC)[ the gentle rumbling of many cats purring is very relaxing, though, even a little alluring ]
[ he'll... push the door open with one finger and peek in ]
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Date: 2014-01-27 03:57 am (UTC)There's even ears]
You're making me so proud my little kitties! And mama Zura's going to be so surprised and delighted~ He might even let me have the remote on Thursday...Now again, from the top!
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Date: 2014-02-13 11:37 am (UTC)[ zura looks like he's just been struck by lightning. part of him wants to just charge head-first into the pile of cats, but the other part insists that they're doing something cute and he mustn't interfere!! ]
[ so he just gently slides down to the floor while holding on the doorframe, his legs suddenly feeling like jelly ]
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Date: 2014-02-14 03:04 am (UTC)Yes, yes, c'mon now, Roger, show a little more back to it! Don't be shy, work what you got, baybee~!
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Date: 2014-06-04 09:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-06-05 01:51 am (UTC)Ka-katsura-san...
[The cats take this moment to break out of formation and take five.]
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Date: 2014-06-09 09:18 pm (UTC)[ Katsura sniffles weakly from his spot on the floor and wipes a proud tear from his face. ]
Your routine... is awfully cute.
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Date: 2014-06-10 01:23 am (UTC)Also is that drool?]
Re-really? You think so? They've worked so hard, nyan~! Our furry army has put in many intervals of fifteen minutes and lots of cat nip but I'm so proud it's worth it.
So you like it, nyan?
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Date: 2014-06-10 01:18 pm (UTC)[ you saw nothing he expertly wipes it off with his sleeve ]
Yes... yes, it definitely looks like they worked hard.
[ wanna know what's funny about something being 'hard'?.. ]
Hard work is the one true path to victory. I am proud of you all.
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Date: 2014-06-11 02:17 am (UTC)there was definitely something there]
They did! I've never been prouder of them, not even when Takashi pooped a turd that looked like D*vid. Oh~ Katsunyan, I'm so glad you like it!
[That better be a fucking chia pet in his pants and nothing else]
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Date: 2014-06-17 07:22 pm (UTC)It's not Katsunyan, it's Katsura.
[ Maybe it's a pet rock. Or pet wood. Or it might like petting, at least. ]
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Date: 2014-06-18 01:51 am (UTC)Nyanzura~?
[ABSOLUTELY NOT leave this world. The only stoning that's gonna go on is to America's funniest home videos: country exchange videos where there are crotch injuries starring Zura and Kondo]
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Date: 2014-06-27 06:38 am (UTC)It's not Nyanzura, it's Katsura.
[ How unnecessarily drastic. This is totally domestic abuse, yes? ]
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Date: 2014-06-28 03:21 am (UTC)Whoever denied it supplied it my dear.]
Catsura Nyantaro-sama.
[if it is Zura can't deny being into that judging by the blush and other. Reactions.]
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Date: 2014-07-12 03:23 pm (UTC)Ah, it's a pet name. Have we really gone so far in this relationship already?
[ ...that is possible ]
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Date: 2014-07-13 02:34 am (UTC)Is-is it...? I think it was only a matter of time...it all led up to this. Is it okay? [His cheeks (the ones on his face.........so far) flush]
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Date: 2014-07-13 10:17 am (UTC)Hmm, I suppose it does feel that way. But it worries me that we're on the opposite sides of the barricade...
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Date: 2014-07-14 02:20 am (UTC)The barricade of our hearts? But I can already feel it crumbling with every passing day together. Don't you feel it, Katsura-san? Listen to it.
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Date: 2014-07-14 09:34 am (UTC)[ the sound of his name being said right does make him feel something crumble alright ]
Yes... yes, you are right. But I try to listen to my brain as well as my heart. The barricades back in Edo between the patriots and the
scumass-kisserstraitorspolice are as strong as ever.no subject
Date: 2014-07-15 01:48 am (UTC)[A most gentle smile breaks out on Kondo's face as he moves closer, arms open]
But that's back home, isn't it? And we've already crossed many barriers here without bloodshed or peeshed. Surely that must mean something to you? It means a lot to me.
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Date: 2014-07-15 08:37 am (UTC)[ Life flashes between Katsura's eyes as he has to make the most difficult decision in his life yet, whether to accept what unmistakeably looks like a hug from a gorilla. Hesitantly, he steps closer. ]
Yes. Yes, of course it does. It worries me, for I can no longer plan of assassinating you with clear conscience... But we'll go back home eventually, shall we not? What then?
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Date: 2014-07-15 08:53 am (UTC)[Zura's words add a slight nervous twitch to Kondo's mouth, but the smile remains. Hopeful. Hopeful for the future]
I know. And I don't really think about holding your head under the blanket and blasting out a fart until you suffocate anymore. Mmm, you're right, eventually we'll end up back home. But I think after all we've learned here, together, we can figure something out then. Until then we can only take it one day at a time, right?
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Date: 2014-07-15 08:59 am (UTC)It's kind of you. There's so much at stake. Perhaps if your unit joins me, though, we can finally have peace in Edo...
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Date: 2014-07-15 09:13 am (UTC)And of you. I know what you mean, we have to be careful. Tread on eggshells. But if it's us I think we can do it. I dunno about that, we'll just have to see where the wind takes us.
[wiggling his hands, 'hug me, hug me' his eyes seem to say]
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Date: 2014-07-15 03:17 pm (UTC)That would be amazing. Our force for protecting the people would be twice the stronger. Perhaps it is not too unwise to simply have hope for now.
[ ugh FINE. he's giving the gross monkey a loving embrace ]
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