You don't even have a cute voicemail set up, what is this? Do we have to do a couples one, Zura-san? You don't have to be shy, I'll totally do it with you.
Ah wait, that isn't what this call is about. Yozora came to me of her own free will accidentally and told me she needs Valentine's day chocolates. A lot of them. So we should totally do that, and you should tell your frien-
[Zura doesn't have-]
....Nevermind. Just tell people you know who aren't me that they should send her some too. But not weirdos! You should also tell Gintoki. Alright?
I don't remember, but I'll get her covered for White Day too when the time comes. I just want her to have this little bit of joy, y'know?
Anyway, wanna do that voicemail message now? Something cute like 'This is Kotaro-kun and Isao-kun, reach for the sky and leave me a message, camel toe grump!' Like that!
I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS! I CAN AT LEAST NAME FOUR. AND NONE OF THEM ARE FURRIES.
Of course I'm right! I mean, yeah, maybe. As for the secret admirer thing nawnawnaw, we don't want to confuse her! Then she'll start asking around for boys...[A growl]
I-I mean you don't have, to, ba-baka! Your voicemail could just use some sprucing up and I'd be happy to help make it unboring.
NO IT'S NOT, ITS A BLOSSOMING FRIENDSHIP FROM ALL SIDES! WE EVEN TALK ABOUT BOYS AND HAIR! HMPH.
A threat I have not yet considered. She is approaching that age, is she not? I must say, I am somewhat worried about whom she intends to greet herself.
See?! That's how it sneaks up on you until it gets to the point where she's sneaking out to the race track with boys and wearing their jackets! She's a good girl but boys are pigs.
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Date: 2014-02-12 09:13 am (UTC)Ah wait, that isn't what this call is about. Yozora came to me of her own free will accidentally and told me she needs Valentine's day chocolates. A lot of them. So we should totally do that, and you should tell your frien-
[Zura doesn't have-]
....Nevermind. Just tell people you know who aren't me that they should send her some too. But not weirdos! You should also tell Gintoki. Alright?
Bye, honey~
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Date: 2014-02-13 09:58 am (UTC)THE ONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS IS YOU, HONEY.
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Date: 2014-02-13 10:10 am (UTC)Anyway, wanna do that voicemail message now? Something cute like 'This is Kotaro-kun and Isao-kun, reach for the sky and leave me a message, camel toe grump!' Like that!
I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS! I CAN AT LEAST NAME FOUR. AND NONE OF THEM ARE FURRIES.
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Date: 2014-02-13 10:24 am (UTC)I don't know. That is a rather big step... Have we really descended this far into arranged marriage?
IT MUST BE ABSOLUTELY ONE-SIDED.
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Date: 2014-02-13 10:31 am (UTC)I-I mean you don't have, to, ba-baka! Your voicemail could just use some sprucing up and I'd be happy to help make it unboring.
NO IT'S NOT, ITS A BLOSSOMING FRIENDSHIP FROM ALL SIDES! WE EVEN TALK ABOUT BOYS AND HAIR! HMPH.
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Date: 2014-02-13 10:39 am (UTC)Thank you. I would like to keep it professional.
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Date: 2014-02-14 02:45 am (UTC)You're welcome. No promises.
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Date: 2014-04-04 05:46 pm (UTC)