IM OK SORRY 4 WORRYING u... THERE WAS A BOAT AND SOME STUFF HAPPENED. ON AN ISLAND NOW & I THINK THEIR MIGHT B CANNIBALS. pLEASE SEND PIZZA IF POSSIBLE.
ALSO PLEASE GIVE KONDAD A BIG KISS FOR ME TO SAY IM SORRY 4 WORRYING HIM 2. ITs AN IMPORTANT TASC sO IM KOUNTING ON YOU 2 TAKE CARE IF IT FOR ME B/C WE'R TIGHT AND I KNOW I CAN DEPEND ON U
It is very relieving to know you are fine for the moment, Michelangelo-kun. We have been worried sick when we discovered you were missing, although it appears the same fate has met others...
If the cannibals bother you, make sure to mention that you are a turtle. If that doesn't help, try to stay close to uncle Gintoki, he will protect you. Most importantly, keep your back straight and your guns ablaze!
Please write again soon.
P.S. I am sending pizza and a set of impact explosives with this letter, I do hope they come in hand.
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t e x t - Just after someone's Jolly Cruise Adventure hit shore...
Date: 2013-07-02 06:42 am (UTC)IM OK SORRY 4 WORRYING u...
THERE WAS A BOAT AND SOME STUFF HAPPENED. ON AN ISLAND NOW & I THINK THEIR MIGHT B CANNIBALS. pLEASE SEND PIZZA IF POSSIBLE.
ALSO PLEASE GIVE KONDAD A BIG KISS FOR ME TO SAY IM SORRY 4 WORRYING HIM 2. ITs AN IMPORTANT TASC sO IM KOUNTING ON YOU 2 TAKE CARE IF IT FOR ME B/C WE'R TIGHT AND I KNOW I CAN DEPEND ON U
LOVE MIKEY
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Date: 2013-07-05 04:55 pm (UTC)It is very relieving to know you are fine for the moment, Michelangelo-kun. We have been worried sick when we discovered you were missing, although it appears the same fate has met others...
If the cannibals bother you, make sure to mention that you are a turtle. If that doesn't help, try to stay close to uncle Gintoki, he will protect you. Most importantly, keep your back straight and your guns ablaze!
Please write again soon.
P.S. I am sending pizza and a set of impact explosives with this letter, I do hope they come in hand.
Signed, Your Loving Mother.