It is very relieving to know you are fine for the moment, Michelangelo-kun. We have been worried sick when we discovered you were missing, although it appears the same fate has met others...
If the cannibals bother you, make sure to mention that you are a turtle. If that doesn't help, try to stay close to uncle Gintoki, he will protect you. Most importantly, keep your back straight and your guns ablaze!
Please write again soon.
P.S. I am sending pizza and a set of impact explosives with this letter, I do hope they come in hand.
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Date: 2013-07-05 04:55 pm (UTC)It is very relieving to know you are fine for the moment, Michelangelo-kun. We have been worried sick when we discovered you were missing, although it appears the same fate has met others...
If the cannibals bother you, make sure to mention that you are a turtle. If that doesn't help, try to stay close to uncle Gintoki, he will protect you. Most importantly, keep your back straight and your guns ablaze!
Please write again soon.
P.S. I am sending pizza and a set of impact explosives with this letter, I do hope they come in hand.
Signed, Your Loving Mother.